Wednesday, April 7, 2010

2010 Edition: Eauzone vs Eauldzone

If there has been one game that Eauzone has been preparing for, one day that matters most, that day, that game, will be arriving this Saturday. Because this Saturday, is the Alumni game.

The colossus of colossus has been hyped for the last few weeks throughout the media, and everything from bets to insults (stylish and choc-filled with caramel) have been traded. Pat "Worlds in Prague" Noles is confident that the alumni will come out victorious. "Together, the alumni have 15 nationals appearances and a worlds appearance. The current Eau Claire team has none." Without wondering whom that worlds appearance could be, former teammate and current UWEC alumni Jake Hammerson has similar thoughts. "You're gonna loooooose, suuuuuuckaaaaas." Even recent UWEC alumn have gotten into the rag-tag affair of flinging mud, such as Kris "KP" Peterson and Tim MacNeal, having put their two sense out their respective quotes of, "You're going down!" and "There's no way you gonn' win."

While Eauldzone is confident about their play, Eauzone also feels good about the upcoming behemoth among babes. Senior cutter James Hron points out that, "The only number that matters until Saturday is 1-0. Eauzone is 1-0." Junior Cutter James Wagner was also quoted, and says, "We're considering sitting some of our experienced players to take it easy on the old guys." Perhaps this might leak too much of Eau Claire's game plan, but who knows? Not all players are talking though--Junior handle Nick Pelant is calmly preparing to break alumni Josh Rizzo's ankles and mark, while Freshman cutter Max Palcewicz is geared up to face his body double, Alumni Alix Delegard.

This is the second annual Alumni game featuring a current Eauzone team versus Oldzone. Last year, Eauzone reminded Oldzone how to play during a 15-6 spanking. This year, however, the results will be much more dramatic. The logs have been laid...now it is time to see how high the blaze reaches.

Look to catch game updates via twitter at: http://twitter.com/eauzoneultimate

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